"ANIMAL NUMBER FIVE
ROCKS!!! The hardest part about
rocking so hard is that I sometimes pass
out from it. I remember once I was
getting totally hardcore on my axe and
was shredding so hard that the guitar
caught on fire. It was super totally sweet.
I also rocked so hard that I made a guy
spontaineously combust. It was badass!!!"
"After a good night of rocking...
I like to take off my neon spandex outfit, wash off the make up, and just chill
out and think about how hard I rocked. If I'm not totally rocking I'm probably
sleeping. If I'm sleeping then I'm totally rocking out in my dream. If I'm
sleeping in my dream then I'm probably tired from rocking so hard. Once I
was rocking out to some totally massive jams and was shredding so hard that I
was totally hardcore charging. After that I fell asleep and dreamt I was
rocking."
-Roger Landon Hall
-Roger Landon Hall
MUSIC THAT
BITES!!!!!!!!!!